PANTS ARE GOOD.

I'm sure I'm not the first person to ever admit this, but..
I enjoy a good pair of pants every now & then.
You know the sort that just hug your bum. Yeah. Those are good.
They look good on, they feel good to wear & no one else owns them.
Is this possibly the perfect pair of pants?
Specifically, I'm talking about jeans.
But seriously, they are the WORST thing to go shopping for...
There are far too many styles, lengths, colours, materials to chose from & it only boggles your brain more.
You usually end up leaving the store empty handed in dire search of a strong latte' so you can think about which pair of jeans you will actually purchase while surveying the latest trash mag to see what Kim Kardashian has been up to & discover that Posh is still THAT skinny after 4 kids. Lipo?? Hmm..
Baggy? Flared? Bootcut? Skinny leg? Cropped? Boyfriend style?
It so frustrating! And on top of that, what if you're having a 'fat' day.. blergh. Yuck.
And what if you've fallen in love with a pair of jeans only to realise you get some wild love handles for free when you zip them up & that muffin top comes out to play.
Oh, hello there, I didn't realise you existed until these, now termed hideous, jeans latched onto my body.
See. Its tricky finding the right pair.
You might be one of those people who strike it rich, aka lucky, & find some straight away that hug & hoick you in at all the right spots, that flatten & accentuate those other spots too.. if you fall in to that category, can we swap bodies please?
Cheers, appreciate it.
I have far too many pairs of jeans. It's a joke. There's the blue ones, the white ones, the salmon pants, the grey ones, the black ones & then there's these ones..
My favourites:

Yes.
I spotted these babies online a few months ago. Love at first sight. They had to be mine.
And mine i made them.
Not knowing what size to get, without trying them on & not being able to suss out the rear end in a mirror (this is highly important for a girl) i bought them.
*Fingers crossed!*
After anxiously waiting for my parcel to arrive for what felt like the longest week of my life, they arrived.. i could finally get my dirty lil hands on them!
They were perfect. Fit like a glove. Huge sigh of relief!
New favourites!
Someone recently said to me when i wore them out on the town 
'I just finished my DJ set & i was watching you dance.. your pants are the best pants ive ever seen.. they're fantastic....!!' 
There's a bit more to that quote.. but you don't need to know what else was said ;)
I told him that was one of the best compliments I'd ever received & we high fived.
That was a special moment.
xox
ps- Do you like pants? Or are you more of a skort person? (Yes, i meant to say skort.)